For years, nerds have sat, drooling in the darkness of their own self-pity and loathing. All that is about to change.
We are those who have EMBRACED the nerd within. We wear suspenders in public, and scream at the top of our lungs “I HAVE SLAIN THE DRAGON!!!!”
We are the cool nerds. -----
If you don't have these, don't bother applying.
You need to be involved in something like a "suspenders-appreciation club" or equivalent (Dungeons and Dragons, School band, lj community, Knitting club, Athene club, Physics ANYTHING or something to do with archaeology).
You must be at least moderately proficient with computer systems, which includes all of you lj users.
Liking a TV show that has "STAR" in the title is optional, but also a good indication of nerdiness.
Glasses are optional, but favoured.
You MUST have at least attempted to play a computer game.
You MUST have read a fantasy novel. With goblins.
After getting posting access, you must immediately do the application. If you do not do this, you risk stabafication.
Clichéd general questions:
1. What is your name? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you male, female, or both? 4. Where are you? [Country, State, City] 5. List five [or more] of your favourite bands/artists? 6. What is your favourite book? 7. What is your favourite movie? 8. What is your reason for joining THE HIVE MIND? 9. What you will bring to THE HIVE MIND? 10. If you ruled the whole world for the day, what would you do?
1. In today’s society, how relevant is the law to everyday life? You get extra points for mentioning the success of life-sentencing vs. retribution. 2. John Stuart Mill? 3. If you ever met Donald Trump, what would you do? (Please note, ‘laugh at his hair’ is not a clever answer) 4. If you ever met George Dubya, what would you do? 5. Name three cool things to come from the eighties.
1. How did you seen out when you was a baby? 2. What three things do you consider MOST essential for life? 3. What is your favourite food, and why? 4. Do you like anime? If so, which is your favourite? 5. Are you cool? 6. Name two pokemon. NOT INCLUDING PIKACHU!
We want 1 picture of you, and 1 picture of some random. Like we care.